White people love Wayne Brady, because he makes Brian Gumbell look like Malcom X.


You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.


I'm Rick James, b*tch.


Is this the 5 O'Clock Free Crack Giveaway?


"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey...smoke weed everyday."


Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a b*tch?


"Honky" is a racial epithet. It was made popular in the 1970s by a man named George Jefferson. You see, he and his wife owned a dry-cleaning business, so they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. They finally got a piece of the pie.


"Like the good book (Bible) says, "Let he who is without sin throw the first rock, and I shall...smoketh it."